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Writer's pictureChris Ossman

RAD Dictionary

Updated: Feb 4, 2023




Introduction

Sometimes I hear political and social leaders as well as news pundits and reporters say the craziest things: Things that require new terminology. To define these odd, hyperbolic and sometimes disingenuous and dishonest views, claims or actions, I started the R.A.D. dictionary. In the definitions listed on the following pages, I hope to provide words that not only define the political double-speak to which we are so often exposed, but to start what I deem as that necessary conversation we must all begin in order to save our world and ourselves. One goal of the RAD dictionary is to find the common ground from which to start that conversation by defining the absurdity of today’s leadership. It is my hope that the RAD dictionary will blur the lines between red and blue, donkey and elephant, democrat and republican because those descriptors are all as artificial as they are harmful.


Regardless as to whether the commonality sought in the RAD dictionary is based upon stable precepts to which all can readily relate or the shaky foundation of ill-conceived ideas from the mind of a pessimistic with closeted optimist tendencies, it is my hope that a conversation between friend and foe will result. It is time to stop fighting over whose means of execution are correct since the ultimate goal is the same for every person on Earth.


One last point about the RAD dictionary is that it is a living document which means that I will continue to revise and add to it as I see fit, but, by all means, if you would like to suggest a term or two, let me know.


A

ALEC (American Legislative Exchange Council) noun

al·eek 1. A nonpartisan, Republican organization that facilitates the buying and selling of legislators or legislation. 2. Defunct, debunked, lie.


Americant noun

ə-’mer-ə-kant

1. Any safety net, assistance program or any program that doesn’t benefit the rich that America provided to it's citizens in the last century but no longer provides and/or demonizes as Socialism in this century.


See also Ameriwont noun


Ameritocrisy noun

ə-’mer-ə-stä-krə-see

1. America's ruling class.


Ameriwont noun

ə-’mer-ə-wont

1. Any safety net, assistance program or any program that doesn’t benefit the rich that America provided to it's citizens in the last century but no longer provides and/or demonizes as Socialism in this century.


B

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C

Capitannibalism noun

ka·pə·tan·nə·bə·li·zəm 1. A feature of Capitalism in which capitalist entities devour one another.

Related: Capitannibalism can best be described by the phrase “If you’re not growing, you’re dying”, which is to say, if your company isn’t getting bigger, another company is and will swallow your company whole.


ChurchinStateverb

chərch·ən·stãt

1. The integration of faith in Government and leaders who never keep campaign promises.

NOTE: Often codicnfused with the term “Separation of Church and State, this term refers to the illogical belief of voters that their lives will be better after the next “most important election of their lifetime”.


CLIMATE CHANGE noun

kli·mətchãnj

1. An ecological disaster created by corporations, industrialists and bad leaders as a means to satisfy their greed.


Conflicts of interest noun (double entendre)

‘kän-flikts əv ‘in-(ə-)rəst

1. When a member of Congress use their knowledge to make illicit gains (ie. on the stock market) or profit garnered from illicit gains (ie. on the stock market).

Also see – Pelosied

Also see - Insider Traitor


Corruptibalism noun

kə·‵rəpt·i·bə·li·zəm

1. The act of one corrupt source prosecuting or attacking another corrupt source.

Example: Michael Bloomberg attacking Donald Trump for illicit business practices, sexual harassment, etc.


D

DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENTS noun

de·klə·rã·shənəv in·də·pen·dənts 1. Republican Party doctrine which states that there is no need to help the needy. It requires that services meant to help individuals (the poor, elderly, disabled) not be provided: Whether seeking funds to attain a degree higher than primary and secondary education or loans to start a business or simply providing funds to avoid becoming homeless, THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENTS forbids any such attempts. 2. A Christian philosophy according to republican leaders like Paul Ryan, a self-admitted follower of atheist author Ayn Rand who now denies his praise for her.


Demblues noun

demblüz

1. The sadness one experiences when voting "blue no matter who".


DeMOCKrazy noun

di·mä·krə·se

1. A political system that pretends to represent a nation of people who are krazy enough to believe their best interests are being acted upon.

2. Any democratic voter who believes “voting blue no matter who” does anything but leave that voter blue.


Democratic Party noun

de·mə·kra·eek pär·ty 1. A political party that watches the Republican Party screw over everyone except the Wealthy.

2. A political party that watches the Republican party say and do crazy shit.


Deniables noun

di·ni·ə·bəls

1. Any argument in which people or groups cloak themselves as a means to avoid accountability for their words or actions.

Usage: The deniables of the public servants in Washington D.C. were on full display as all feigned ignorance when indicted for insider trading as the means with which they attained hundreds of thousands, millions, tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of dollars while earning no more than three hundred thousand per year.

Uses: Deniables have the tendency to ease one’s mind, similar to the affects of edibles.


Disposable Income noun

di·spo·zə·bəl in·kəm 1. Money consumers spend on products that don't last (TVs, cellular phones, health insurance, etc.).

2. Most money paid in taxes.


E

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F

Fiatzi noun

fee-ät-see

1. A person, group, organization, state, nation or entity that adheres to a zealous belief in a currency that is backed by nothing but decree or the threat of violence.


Feeneyism adjective

1. A rich person who considers the ramifications of their excessive wealth and takes action(s) to remediate it's most negative impacts.


Related - Derived from the actions of Charles (Chuck) Feeney AKA The only good billionaire - a man worth eight (8) billion dollars who gave it all away to charities while still alive.


Free Slave noun

free ‘slãv

1. American employees who must stay with their job til death do they part. Indications of free slavery include living to work instead of working to live, having to work on your days off, wearing clothing of which you had no input on it's design.

Related to - Though similar, free slavery is a more Humane version of it's historical counterpart Slavery which peaked in the 1850s. Other than the beatings, mutilations and will nilly murders, free slavery differs in that the slave owners no longer pay room and board for their slaves. They instead extract wealth from the slaves through vehicles like COVID-19, and luxuries such as "ownership" by utilizing tax breaks and military adventurism in countries most Americans can't tell if they're real or not.

Also see – Neo-slavery, wage slave

Full-time Homeless noun

fůl-’t-eye-m hōm·ləs

1. Homeless people working full-time jobs who still can't pay for shelter.

Also see - Lifeviction


G

GAFFE-FACTORY noun

gaf fak·t(ə)ree 1. An international speaking tour of Mitt Romney, Donald Trump, George W. Bush or Nancy Pelosi.


Global Economy noun

glō·bəl i·’kä-ne-mee 1. Monetary system used by the rich to screw over the 99%. 2. System of economic growth that promoted national disloyalty as a means for prosperity.


Gentrifuckationnoun

jen-trə-fə-’kay-shən

1. When families that have lived in a community for generations can no longer afford to live in the neighborhood in which they grew up.


H

Hindsightinitialism noun

hin(d)-sit·i-’ni·shə·li-zem

1. When your first choice is the worst choice.

2. Created by Hindsight Hillary, because the majority of the initial decisions made by the politician Hillary Clinton were proven by history to be the wrong decisions.


Homelessnesslessness adjective\ˈhōm-ləs-nəs-ləs-nəs\(also called, Homeless Squared or Doubly Homeless)

hōm·ləs·nəs·ləs·nəs

1. When a homeless person or family gets kicked out of the tent city or outdoor community they moved into after being evicted.

2. Have been made homeless twice, usually in the following order: Once by corrupt business practices of immoral banks and then by the government (federal, state, local, etc).

3. Cause(s) - Corruption, greed and inequality.


Hypocrolypse, noun

hi·päk·rō·lips

1. Slang, circa 2017, the downfall of society caused by blatant hypocrisy.


I

Ignore Rant noun

ig-’nór rant

1. Any argument devoid of facts, empirical data or even anecdotal evidence.

Related: Easily ignored. Can and most likely should be ignored.


Immoral Legality noun

(.)i(m)-mór-·əl li-’ga-lə-tee 1. A system of regulation that causes harm to the majority through the implementation of immoral laws which only serve a minority.


Insider Traitor noun

(.)in-s-eye-dər tray-tər

1. Any member of Congress that uses their station within the Government to make illicit. millions.

Also see – Pelosied

Also see - Conflicts of interest


Inequanomics noun

(.)i-’ne-kwe-’nä-miks 1. The misguided belief that a few rich people can match the spending power of hundreds of millions of consumers. An example would be a comparison between the daily spending of the 400 richest people in America and the 150 million people this elite group's wealth equals: For every meal, tank of gas, car, home, clothing purchase, there is no way in which these 400 individuals could ever spend as much as 150 million people. Even if each of these 400 wealthiest people bought the most expensive of any of the items mentioned above and supported families consisting of 100 members each, their spending would still only amount to 40,000 people versus that of 150,000,000 people.


J

Job Creator noun

‘jäb 1. Slang, circa 2012, term used to justify funneling money away from the poor and middle classes in order to further enrich the wealthy. 2. Myth


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L

Lifeviction noun

lie-vik-shən

1. Any eviction that occurs to a person or persons involuntarily living in the street, in a vehicle or any temporary encampment.

See - Full-time Homeless

Homeless people working full-time jobs who still can't pay for shelter.


Liberty Slave noun

li-bər-teeslãv 1. An individual incarcerated and made to do free labor in a country where Life, Liberty and The Pursuit of Happiness are usurped by laws written "By, For and Of the Private Prison Corporations."


Loan Shark noun

lōn ‘shärk 1. Any bank labeled as "Too Big To Fail" that issues credit cards with excessive interest rates which are deemed illegal if utilized by the mob.


M

Modern day slavery noun

mä-dərn dã ‘slã-v(ə-)ree

1. A system in which convicted criminals (mostly non-violent) are made to work for multi million-dollar corporations and state agencies for next to nothing because they are not protected from slavery under the 13th Amendment.


N

Neo -Feudalism noun

nee-ō-fyü-də- li-zəm 1. A system similar to Feudalism, inclusive of all forms of commerce (not simply land ownership) but lacking the titles of nobility of its predecessor. 2. A period in the 21st century of American history when all commerce was controlled by supremely wealthy individuals and/or corporations. Examples cited include, food production (85% of the beef industry was controlled by 4 corporations, 66% of the pork industry controlled by 4 corporations and 60% of the poultry industry is controlled by 4 corporations), large retail or wholesale stores such as BJ’s, etc.


Neo-Slavery noun

neō ‘slã-v(ə-)ree

1. A modern-era use of labor attained through higher rates of incarceration (legitimate or not), impoverishment of the population, and zealot adherence to the will of an Oligarchy.

Related – Also known as “Modern Slavery”.


The NO Standard noun

thə nō ‘stan-dərd

1. The monetary system upon which the United States' standard economic unit of account is based. A currency back by a varying quantity of nothing.


Nukular arms noun

nü-kü-lər ärms

1. The types of arms that don't disintegrate when a nuclear bomb is dropped. Usually resistant to the sunburn one would receive on the back of their neck during an atomic explosion. May sometimes be used to put out flames on clothing, if those flames are due to a nuclear bomb being dropped.

Related - Not useful against regular fire.


O

Optimistic-Pessimist noun

äp-tə- ‘mi-stik-pe-sə-mist

1. One who knows Humanity can make the world a better place, but doubts that it will.


P

Pelosiedverb

pil-lō-seed

1. When a voter continually elects a leader despite the fact that the leader's record details just how opposed her or his policies are to said voter's best interest.

Related - Pelosied is interchangeable with McConnelled, Schumered, or AOCed.


President of the United States noun

pre-zə-dənt ‘əv thə yů-’ni-təd stãts 1. In the New Century, this term simply meant the “lesser of two evils”.


Precedence of the United States noun

pre-zə-dənz ‘əv thə yů-’ni-təd stãts 1. The evil first committed by the leadership of the United States of America which is sometimes adopted by or forced upon other countries with corrupt governments.


Promiss noun

prä-’mis

1. When a person of authority fails to fulfill a promise made. 2. Usually associated with campaign promises made by political candidates.


Q

Tax Incentive or Subsidy noun

‘taks in-’sen-tivOR səb-sə-dee 1. Entitlement(s) paid to wealthy individuals and corporations. In the early part of the 21st Century, tax incentives/subsidies went to corporations that outsourced labor, allowing those corporations to acquire more money than certain deities. 2. Reward(s) that inordinately benefitted the wealthy.


R

Republican Party noun

ri-’pə-bli-kən pär-ty 1. A political party that tells its constituents how it will screw over everyone except the wealthy.

2. A political party that says and does crazy shit.


Responsible Homeowner noun

ri-’spän(t)-sə-bəl hōm- ō-nər 1. People who pay and/or paid their mortgages whether employed or otherwise. 2. Designation used to appease constituents with upside down mortgages, who hadn’t lost their jobs.


Romnesaur noun

rōm-nee- sore 1. A creature with multiple heads. Each head could speak the language of whomever it faced, except for the negroid. This creature was especially dangerous to the Americanous Voterasaurus, which it devoured after herding towards cliffs or pits called Trickle Downs. Also had an uncanny ability to hoard and hide its possessions.

2. Sometimes referenced as a Hillarious Hindsighticus.


Rush Limbo noun

rəsh lim-(.)bō 1. The Urgency with which the Republican Party hopes to keep the United States of America stuck in the Quagmire created by the Republican Party.


S

Second Amendment noun

‘se-kənd ə- ’men(d0-mənt 1. The "right of the people to keep and bear arms" not armaments.


Self - Complacency adjective

‘self-kəm-’ plã-sən(t)-see

1. The act of ignoring actual or possibly bad things that could have an impact on one's self. 2. Sometimes referred to as Ostrich Syndrome.


Self - Mass Extinction noun

‘self-mas ik-’ stin(k)-shən 1. The act of causing extinction of one’s own species in a relatively short period of geological time, usually as a consequence of a catastrophic global event, or an abrupt change in the environment.


Slumming it, verb

slə-min ‘it 1. A means for the Super Rich to practice or prepare for the future they are creating.


Supply Side/Trickle Down noun

sə- ‘pli sid/’tri-kəl daun 1. An economic policy in which the majority of taxpayers forfeit their own money, which is given to the rich in hopes that the rich will in turn give some of this donated money back to the poor and middle class after said poor and middle class have performed some labor or task for the rich. 2. Myth.


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U

Untied States of America noun

ən-’ ti- ‘d stãts əv ə-’mer-ə-kə

1. Formerly known as The United States of America which became unraveled due to insane greed.


V

Vommentnoun

‘kä- ment

1. Ideas or beliefs spewed by people who have no proof of their claims which are rarely based in fact or reality.


W

Wage Slave noun

way-j ‘slãv

1. An employee who must work or lose their ability to thrive and/or survive within the constraints of Capitalism.

2. An individual who cannot retire at retirement age due to debt, low wages and bad leadership.

Also see – Neo-slavery, free slave


Walled Off Well Off noun (also known as Gated Communities)

wol-d off ‘wel off 1. Areas where the "less than super rich" sequestered themselves starting in the latter half of the 20th century. 2. Also known as “WOWOs” in the late 2000s, due to sounds that emanated from these homeowners whenever a neighbor’s kid walked on their grass.


Wellthy noun

wel-thee

1. A rich person who considers the ramifications of their excessive wealth and takes action(s) to remediate it's most negative impacts.

See – Feeneyism - Charles (Chuck) Feeney AKA The only good billionaire - a man worth eight (8) billion dollars who gave it all away to charities before his death.


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